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<1.> The English teacher asked: Speak "When is it used?
The goat replied with a bang: "While building a house
Girl: Rotten, can't ring the bell.
john: The whole cycle is my bell now
<3.> Pappu (to Mahesh): There is no lemon in the house or we can make lemon juice. What should be done now?
Mahesh: Why are you upset? This detejant (washing powder) claims to have the power of 100 lemons in itself.
<4.> Dad: Sonu son, do you know that I help you every day in your homework?
Sonu: Yes Dad, today the teacher said that definitely
seems to be doing your homework. Because it is not
considered that 1 person makes so many mistakes
<5.> Naughty Nita had a new house for rent. She got 1 house for rent.
Talking to the landlord, Nita said, "When we vacated the old house, our landlord went away crying ..."
"I don't think it's likely to happen in the future ..."
"Why?
"Because I only take the monthly rent in advance," the landlord explained!
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<6.> One friend was saying to another, "On the day I got married, my factory caught fire .....!
"What happens brother, when trouble comes it always comes from all sides!"
<7.> Naughty Nita always called her grandfather as Daddy, so her grandfather said to her, "Son! I don't like what you tell me. If you want to call me Daddy, tell me!"
"Saying no, Daddy spoils my lipstick!"
<8.> Chandu got a new job as a pawnbroker. When Chandu went to the office the first day, the master threatened him, "I've been ringing the bell for half an hour. Do you hear me?"
"Listen, sir! But I am a minor pawnbroker and you are a big man. I can't stop you from ringing the bell, can I? "
<9.> Nita told her husband, "The sister who has just come to live in our neighborhood is without any conscience ..."
"M! But how did you know?"
"He came to our house yesterday. When I was talking to him 1
Fifteen times in an hour he had Bagasa pit ....! ''
"That is ... I think he may be trying to say something in between, but he may not get such an opportunity from you .....!
<10.> Once in school, a teacher was writing an essay about a donkey. The donkey is used in travel as well as as a carrier, the teacher wrote.
Immediately Chandu stood up and said, "Sir! This is one of the things we use for donkeys, it is not for you to write!"
"What use?"
"For some people, we even use the name as an adjective ...!"
"Base without much chewing, said the donkey teacher.
<11.> n the forest, a lion and a bull set up a diary of words ..... While talking, night fell, the lion stood up and said, "Let's go home now."
The bull says: "Hey bass man, it's too frozen."
The lion says: You are fine, you sing at home. I have a lion in my house ..... remove the hut. '
<12.> The husband sent a message to his wife: "I am who I am today only because of you. You have become God in my life. You have given me new strength to live. Love you so much."
Wife's replay: "Husband gone fourth peg? Now come home, I won't do anything."
<13.> Once I even went to fight on the border. Then he went back thinking that - even if the householder does not listen, what will the enemy do?
<14.> Wife: You often say sorry to me
Husband: Why?
Wife: Then the root of the quarrel goes bad.
<15.> A blind man enlisted in the army.
Measure: What should we do for you?
Blind: For indiscriminate firing























